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Today, I got a new girlfriend. Unfortunately, the last girl I asked out just responded to my relationship request on Facebook. It's been 4 hours, and my new girlfriend already thinks I'm cheating on her. FML

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On 01/15/2013 at 3:53pm - love - by George - United States (Washington)

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Did you ask these girls out over Facebook...

#2 - On 01/15/2013 at 5:45pm by qt_314

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Wait... did you ask her out by a relationship status on FACEBOOK?! What has the world come to...

#3 - On 01/15/2013 at 5:46pm by kAPISH

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