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Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22600) - you deserved it (61772)

On 01/08/2013 at 2:58pm - love - by anonymous001 - Canada (Ontario)

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Never, ever, assume

#3 - On 01/08/2013 at 6:01pm by amillionbucks

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Usually when someone asks you on a date, they should pay, at least, in my opinion. FYL indeed.

#1 - On 01/08/2013 at 6:01pm by iOceanus

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