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Today, I discovered after 11 months, my girlfriend is finally ready to have sex. I discovered this by walking in on her and one of my friends. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55957) - you deserved it (4230)

On 01/08/2013 at 2:56pm - love - by finallyready (man) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

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I hope you mean ex-girlfriend.. And ex-friend. -_-

#3 - On 01/08/2013 at 6:01pm by HappyPanda2016

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Saved you the trouble of having to discover who she really was before you did take that big step in your relationship. Send her ass a packin' and find someone worthy of a healthy relationship.

#9 - On 01/08/2013 at 6:02pm by Sinamoi

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