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Man or woman?

Today, I went out to meet a wonderful woman I'd chatted with online. I did have a few fears about if she was really just some guy trying to make a fool out of me. When I met her, she really was a girl, and was happy to see me. Problem: she was actually 13. I'm 34. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29733) - you deserved it (8494)

On 01/06/2013 at 12:24pm - love - by lifsabtch (man) -

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Was she looking for a date or a daddy?

#1 - On 01/06/2013 at 9:36pm by newburton13

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That girl is very lucky you weren't a pedophile. Shame on her for acting older than she was and meeting you, something terrible could have happened to her.

#6 - On 01/06/2013 at 9:38pm by pokemonchick14

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