Today, during the countdown to midnight, I looked for my girlfriend so I could kiss her as 2013 began. I found her just in time to see her making out with some guy she swore was "only a friend." FML
by Anonymous / 01/01/2013 at 2:50am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
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Your resolution for 2013: find a girlfriend who truly deserves you.
#1 - On 01/01/2013 at 10:42am by LittlestPrincess
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May auld acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind.
That's Scottish for "Dump that ho!"
#3 - On 01/01/2013 at 10:43am by perdix
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