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Today, in the "end-of-the-world" spirit, I asked my boyfriend to marry me. His response was, "It's really windy out." FML


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On 12/20/2012 at 11:05pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

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You thought this occasion would be a breezy airway to marriage?

I gust not.

#2 - On 12/21/2012 at 5:01am by NotGabe

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that's really sweet, but really, the world isn't going to end honey :)

#1 - On 12/21/2012 at 4:58am by kyliebear

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