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Today, a girl was coming on to me throughout an entire concert, giving me drinks. At the end of the evening, she gave me her MSN address so that we could do other things together. Thanks to all the drinks I'd had, I forgot her address. FML

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seriously, msn address?

you're better off.

#1 - On 02/06/2009 at 1:00pm by butiamletired

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Lol wtf msn?really? how old is she?

#7 - On 04/17/2010 at 4:47am by Renaexo

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