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Today, my girlfriend started bawling, saying that our relationship wouldn't work. Why? Because if Justin and Selena can't do it, no one can. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31518) - you deserved it (3621)

On 11/25/2012 at 7:55pm - love - by nonbelieber (man) - United States (Colorado)

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Never say never. Oh good, you didn't.

#1 - On 11/26/2012 at 3:04am by callummh

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I don't know why I know this but didn't they get back together? But then again, if she breaks up with you because of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez then maybe you shouldn't get back together with her....

#4 - On 11/26/2012 at 3:05am by AliceAristocrat

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