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By nonbelieber - 26/11/2012 00:55 - United States - Keenesburg

Today, my girlfriend started bawling, saying that our relationship wouldn't work. Why? Because if Justin and Selena can't do it, no one can. FML

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By masterofblues - 24/07/2009 04:18 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. As everything was ending, I tried to save the relationship by telling her how much I cared about her. Her response? "Please stop. You're gonna make me feel bad." FML

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AliceAristocrat 12

Monday 26 November 2012 9:05

I don't know why I know this but didn't they get back together? But then again, if she breaks up with you because of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez then maybe you shouldn't get back together with her....

RaggleFrock 13

Monday 26 November 2012 9:54

OMG Justin and Selena got back together? My life is exactly the same as it was 5 minutes ago.

Comments

AlexJenner16 2

Monday 26 November 2012 9:20

Everyone quick! Change your relationship status on Facebook!

blueflare21 3

Monday 26 November 2012 9:21

I don't know... I think you dodged a bullet there if she's serious about that explanation.

tsim14 4

Monday 26 November 2012 9:29

Well they are a very mature couple and I always thought they would last! (sarcasm)

lambda_fml 40

Monday 26 November 2012 9:36

Tell her you cant compare their relationship with yours. They be a lesbian couple whilst you are a dude?

EmoRockChic 11

Monday 26 November 2012 9:47

Someone relies on Justin and Selena's relationship a little too much.....

perdix 29

Monday 26 November 2012 9:58

What she's really saying is that The Beeb is on the market, so she needs to dump you to be with him. On the plus side, here's your chance to start banging Selena Gomez :D

wickedninja918 1

Monday 26 November 2012 15:35

58- Is it weird if that slightly turned me on? yes? ok

mmmcoopers 13

Monday 26 November 2012 10:05

4 - thanks for adding the surnames in. I had no idea who these people were. Sadly, there is no sarcasm intended.

perdix 29

Monday 26 November 2012 10:14

#32, sadly, you've become a lesser person for learning that. Sometimes, ignorance is bliss. If you don't know who Paris Hilton, the Kardashians or Honey Boo Boo are, just let it go!

mmmcoopers 13

Monday 26 November 2012 11:17

Honey who who? Thanks for the advice perdix. I'll let it go now.

Comet_Candy 23

Monday 26 November 2012 13:40

When it comes to American celebrities, ignorance is always bliss.

MatteKudasai 17

Monday 26 November 2012 15:09

61- it's not just American celebrities. Basically any of them who are known less for their, ah, "talents" and more for their personal lives should just be ignored.