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Today, my girlfriend came over to a family game night. Halfway through a game of Klingon Monopoly, my drunk parents started arguing because apparently, while my dad was in jail, he cheated on my mom with a Klingon whore. I doubt my girlfriend will ever visit again. FML
Fucking Klingon whores, they'll get you in trouble.
Aww I'm sorry:( My parents always argue over the stupidest things too! But if your girlfriend really loves you, she won't let that ruin your relationship:)
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 17 October 2014