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Today, my girlfriend came over to a family game night. Halfway through a game of Klingon Monopoly, my drunk parents started arguing because apparently, while my dad was in jail, he cheated on my mom with a Klingon whore. I doubt my girlfriend will ever visit again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21410) - you deserved it (2239)

On 11/24/2012 at 6:11pm - love - by Eganstein (man) - United States (Colorado)

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Fucking Klingon whores, they'll get you in trouble.

#8 - On 11/24/2012 at 8:38pm by ICastillo

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Aww I'm sorry:( My parents always argue over the stupidest things too! But if your girlfriend really loves you, she won't let that ruin your relationship:)

#1 - On 11/24/2012 at 8:34pm by laurenlovesjb

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