Love: Today, my girlfriend came over to a family game night. Halfway...

By Eganstein - 24/11/2012 23:11 - United States - Denver

Today, my girlfriend came over to a family game night. Halfway through a game of Klingon Monopoly, my drunk parents started arguing because apparently, while my dad was in jail, he cheated on my mom with a Klingon whore. I doubt my girlfriend will ever visit again. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2018 14:30 - United States - Edinburg

Today, my girlfriend and I hosted a family game night with her grandparents and her father, who was bringing his "friend" who he'd been dating for a couple of weeks. It was my mom. FML

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By ThinZ - 24/12/2011 00:26 - United States

Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2015 20:42 - Australia - Blacktown

Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2015 20:43 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was playing Monopoly with my extended family. When my wife came home, she kicked me out of the game and took all my money and property. When I said she couldn't do that, she said "Sure I can. It's called divorce." Everyone laughed. Now I'm bored as hell, watching everyone else play. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2012 05:50 - United States - Harrison

Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML

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Hicks

By >_< - 30/08/2013 22:56 - United States - Richmond

Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. They thought it'd be hilarious to put on ridiculous accents and act like country hicks, spewing obscenities and strongly hinting that we're into incest. She soon left in disgust. I haven't heard back from her since. FML

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By tehaustiebear - 03/10/2012 22:03 - United States - San Diego

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to play Twister. Her parents watched us the whole time, making sure we didn't touch. FML

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By Username - 07/08/2011 21:44 - United States

Today, my wife and I almost got a divorce over a game of Yahtzee. FML

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By axel519 - 31/12/2011 02:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend decided to raid my games collection and try her hand at Amnesia: The Dark Descent. Two hours later, despite my best attempts to make her stop shrieking like a dying crackhead every two minutes, two cops showed up at the door with our neighbors in tow. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2013 18:14 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I was playing Draw Something with my girlfriend, when I decided to start a game with some other people. She immediately accused me of "cheating" on her, and still refuses to talk to me. FML

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ICastillo 24

Sunday 25 November 2012 2:38

******* Klingon ******, they'll get you in trouble.

ICastillo 24

Sunday 25 November 2012 2:55

Yeah man that's how you get the grammar nazis pissed.

Comments

4ugu4 7

Sunday 25 November 2012 2:42

That's why I never invite my girlfriend to my family game night.

lilhellian 26

Sunday 25 November 2012 2:51

You have to admit it is a test to see how much she loves you. :)

Axipiter 24

Sunday 25 November 2012 3:21

You shoulf only ever invite your girlfriend to Risk night. Risk is a perfectly acceptable judgement of someone's worthiness of anything in life.

hollenbackam 12

Sunday 25 November 2012 2:48

At least they have good imaginations.

lilhellian 26

Sunday 25 November 2012 3:07

Ahh yes, the human imagination, truly a gift and a curse. We can create the society we enjoy today, yet at the same time invent new ways to kill our enemies and possibly ourselves. Such a wonder the power and wonder we posses.

lilhellian 26

Sunday 25 November 2012 3:16

Such an amazing display of power and wonder we posses.** How the hell did I fail that bad. Sorry for it everyone.

Brssps 13

Sunday 25 November 2012 2:48

Sounds more like life lol

WCARlover 34

Sunday 25 November 2012 2:50

Well, hopefully you can go to her house a lot!

Nyahko 16

Sunday 25 November 2012 3:09

your family sounds fun

KingCeltic77 18

Sunday 25 November 2012 3:20

Pretty much all Monopoly games end like that so just be thankful nobody got stabbed.

CuriousAlien 7

Sunday 25 November 2012 3:23

If she REALLY likes you, she'll get over it and still like you. She can't be mad, I bet her family isn't perfect. Plus if I was her, I would probably be laughing my ass off during the game.