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Today, I called off my engagement, after finding out my fiancé is cheating on me. I recently started a new job, and in anticipation of getting married, I asked that my username include his surname. They can't be changed, so now I get to log in every day under that sorry bastard's surname. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18885) - you deserved it (6065)

On 11/20/2012 at 12:22pm - love - by notAMrs (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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Your work can't change it, or WON'T change it? That seems like a silly thing to make fully permanent, if they truly cannot change it for you.

So sorry to hear about your broken engagement, OP. It's good you found out now, instead of after you were married.

#1 - On 11/20/2012 at 4:59pm by kyleekay

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Usernames and tattoos should never be a lovers name. It usually ends badly.

#3 - On 11/20/2012 at 5:01pm by mdoncses

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