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Today, my ex-girlfriend was supposed to pick up her things. I decided to take a nap. Thirty minutes later, I woke up with two police officers hammering on my door. They'd come to get my ex-girlfriend's things and said they were "watching me." That's the last time I date a cop's daughter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16111) - you deserved it (1970)

On 11/20/2012 at 12:03am - love - by Chris (man) - United States (Washington)

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He needs to give it arrest.

#7 - On 11/20/2012 at 6:17am by Mindwarp

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Gf : i'm coming to get my things
OP: Ok, i'm taking a nap.

#1 - On 11/20/2012 at 6:09am by pradip

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