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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I share a birthday with a fictional character who is "untrustworthy" and has a "dark side", so therefore I can't be trusted either. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23563) - you deserved it (1963)

On 11/15/2012 at 12:48am - love - by B-Rad (man) - United States

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That's completely reasonable. I had a girlfriend who's birthday was the same day as Neville Longbottom. Before I knew it, she was coming at me with a sword that she found in a hat and trying to put spells on me. Your ex girlfriend is clearly in the right, OP.

#4 - On 11/15/2012 at 6:11am by MURIKKA

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You are better off getting out now

#1 - On 11/15/2012 at 6:02am by robc32ca

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