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Today, my best friend got engaged to the guy she's been seeing for five years. He also happens to be the man I've been in love with for eight. As she was giving me the details, she nonchalantly gave me her reason for accepting the proposal: "Why the hell not, there's always divorce." FML

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On 11/05/2012 at 9:48pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

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8 years?? Perhaps it's time for you to move on?? And for those saying for OP to tell him, I think she's missed her window. He wouldn't have proposed if he didn't love her best friend, and no decent friend or human would ruin their best friend's relationship or wedding.

#10 - On 11/06/2012 at 2:59am by AussieChild

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Ouch. That's a doomed marriage for sure, and that sucks for everyone involved.
But if dreamboy can't see that she's that shallow and stupid after 5 years, then you should probably stop dreaming about him and find someone better.

#5 - On 11/06/2012 at 2:54am by mfischer

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