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Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend enough of a superstitious twat to believe the world is going to end on December 21st, she actually thinks it's an acceptable excuse to go sleep around with other men. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24868) - you deserved it (2596)

On 11/03/2012 at 8:37pm - love - by markderanjer (man) - United Kingdom (Ealing)

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What a terrible excuse for a girlfriend.

#1 - On 11/04/2012 at 12:36am by alexlovescandy

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I believe and predict that she will get aids - I don't even need to be a genius to know that.

Oh, and she will end up single pretty soon too.

#2 - On 11/04/2012 at 12:37am by Screwie

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