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Today, my newly ex-fiancé, the father of my 5-year-old child, moved out of state with no warning. I just spent my last $500 paying off his car, and the rent is due tomorrow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16221) - you deserved it (3917)

On 11/02/2012 at 12:35pm - love - by lilithfaye (woman) - United States

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Jerk. No one should leave their child and former love high and dry like that.

#1 - On 11/02/2012 at 8:46pm by Welshite

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Why did you spend your money paying for your ex's car, when you knew your rent was due? His shit=his responsibility. :/

#2 - On 11/02/2012 at 8:46pm by CustardAndPie

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