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Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from 5 years back. Still bitter, I said, "Hey baby, you remember riding me 5 years ago?" I was then punched in the face and restrained until the police arrived. She'd been having an 8 year anniversary dinner with her husband. FML
You deserved it for being a total wanker!!! Did you not see that she was with her husband?!
It's been 5 years! Time to move on and get over it. But how can she have 8 years anniversary if she was dating you 5 years ago?
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 2 October 2015