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Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from 5 years back. Still bitter, I said, "Hey baby, you remember riding me 5 years ago?" I was then punched in the face and restrained until the police arrived. She'd been having an 8 year anniversary dinner with her husband. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16958) - you deserved it (45552)

On 10/24/2012 at 2:26pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

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You deserved it for being a total wanker!!! Did you not see that she was with her husband?!

#1 - On 10/24/2012 at 5:44pm by Vekzzza

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It's been 5 years! Time to move on and get over it. But how can she have 8 years anniversary if she was dating you 5 years ago?

#3 - On 10/24/2012 at 5:44pm by LolFMLnot

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