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Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20914) - you deserved it (3031)

On 10/22/2012 at 1:29am - love - by sausagefingers (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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There is a reason why you're with your boyfriend, and not with his fiend.

#3 - On 10/22/2012 at 6:02am by mack_the_knife

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It doesn't matter what his dickhead mate thinks, your boyfriend thinks you're beautiful - nuff said.

#4 - On 10/22/2012 at 6:02am by linstar

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