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Today, I woke up with this terrible toothache and called my mother for a lift to the dentist. This super-dentist-chick enters in and says: "Nice to meet you, your mother just told me you're afraid of dentists?" I'm 29. FML


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On 01/21/2009 at 7:36am - love - by Noname - Canada (Quebec)

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Look! In the office! It's a nurse! It's a surgeon! No, it's Super-Dentist-Chick! Stronger than flouride rinse! Faster than an electric toothbrush! She can fill cavities in a single visit!

#8 - On 06/02/2009 at 3:06am by TuxRug

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Hold on.. you're 29 and need a lift from your mother? Anyway yeah that is kinda embarassing *chuckles*

-mr roboto

#5 - On 03/10/2009 at 11:38am by Mr_Roboto

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