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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and best friend making out. His explanation was that he was trying to stop her from having an allergic reaction to peanut butter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24721) - you deserved it (1596)

On 10/15/2012 at 8:04pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

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You're such a bitch. You don't even trust your boyfriend when he's tying to save your best friend's life.

No srsly that sucks.

#1 - On 10/16/2012 at 3:14am by dathan

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Sneeze... Then tell him your allergic to bullshit

#4 - On 10/16/2012 at 3:17am by jamza

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