Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
by 3023-dang / 10/15/2012 at 4:27pm / United States / Love
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Yet another soon to be single mom!
#1 - On 10/15/2012 at 6:41pm by chico86
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You must have some pretty magical sperm.
#2 - On 10/15/2012 at 6:42pm by bayli
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