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Today, I was consoling my drunk husband as he violently emptied his stomach contents into our toilet. One particular retch made me nauseous, and I vomited all down his back, causing him to turn his head and vomit all over the wall. I got to clean it all up. FML

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On 10/08/2012 at 9:55pm - love - by hnickell93 (woman) - United States (California)

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I can't help but get a flashback of the horrific 2girls1cup video...

#3 - On 10/09/2012 at 2:55am by chouter21

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This immediately reminded me of the Family Guy episode where Peter, Chris, Brian and Stewie are trying to outlast one another after drinking some weird medicine.

It was disgusting as a cartoon, so I can only imagine how horrific it was in real life. FYL indeed, OP.

#7 - On 10/09/2012 at 2:59am by kyleekay

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