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Today, despite having a mild case of the flu, I visited my boyfriend's house and watched a movie with his parents. During the movie, I felt the sudden urge to sneeze. Trying to hold it in, I managed to do the loudest fart I've ever done in my life. Everyone heard. FML
Good thing you didn't sneeze in his direction and burst snot bubbles in his face.
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Monday 1 September 2014