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Today, despite having a mild case of the flu, I visited my boyfriend's house and watched a movie with his parents. During the movie, I felt the sudden urge to sneeze. Trying to hold it in, I managed to do the loudest fart I've ever done in my life. Everyone heard. FML

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On 10/08/2012 at 5:12am - love - by embarrassed (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

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Be proud. Own that shit.

#2 - On 10/08/2012 at 10:04am by BoratSagdiyev

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Good thing you didn't sneeze in his direction and burst snot bubbles in his face.

#1 - On 10/08/2012 at 10:04am by NoorFML

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