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Today, I woke up after having a nightmare that my girlfriend broke up with me. Needing reassurance, I told her about it. She became furious with me saying that she'd never do that and called me an "inconsiderate fucking bastard for even thinking that." Then she broke up with me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22295) - you deserved it (2368)

On 10/04/2012 at 10:44am - love - by Dave (man) - United States

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Its obvious that you're psychic and saw it coming beforehand. However, you can only use this power in your sleep.

#2 - On 10/04/2012 at 1:00pm by Vegeto30294

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Who said dreams didn't come true?

#3 - On 10/04/2012 at 1:00pm by WeAreAHurricane

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