Today, I went on a bad first date and the guy was more into it than me. I tried to scare him away by only speaking in robot voice, with robot arms. He thought it was adorable, and told me I reminded him of his mother. FML

by Queso Dog / 10/02/2012 at 10:42am / Japan / Love

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  • You totally deserved it if you actually thought that would work.

    #1 - On 10/02/2012 at 12:58pm by megapeyt

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  • You deserve it. Should've just told him you weren't into him, and asked to part ways.

    #2 - On 10/02/2012 at 12:59pm by kyleekay

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