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Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend of a month has a new girlfriend. That girl is my cousin, the same one who's been listening to my tears fall as I've confided my feelings to her for the past few weeks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26823) - you deserved it (2200)

On 09/27/2012 at 7:09pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh)

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What a bitch.

#1 - On 09/27/2012 at 8:37pm by mbusey

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It's always an inside job. Keep digging she probably caused your breakup in the first place. She may also be a Russian spy, just a heads up.

#3 - On 09/27/2012 at 8:40pm by MrBond007

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