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Today, my boyfriend's transition into an annoying hipster is complete. It started with the not-really-necessary nerd glasses and the Mötley Crüe t-shirt, the final straw being the affected British accent. I'm considering where to dump the body. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17607) - you deserved it (1834)

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I would say do it at that one river but you've probably never heard of it.

#2 - On 09/24/2012 at 6:04am by dtbomb

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Oh dear. Another dumbass moron has been created! By that I mean your boyfriend. Ask SIRI! Seriously she (it?) gives you suggestions on where to hide a body.

#1 - On 09/24/2012 at 6:03am by kikimonole

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