Today, my boyfriend told me to text him when I got home to let him know I'd made it home safe. He said if I didn't, he'd assume that aliens had abducted me and that he'd get a new girlfriend. He was completely serious. FML

by TaffyMichele / 09/13/2012 at 7:38pm / United States (California) / Love

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