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Today, my boyfriend told me to text him when I got home to let him know I'd made it home safe. He said if I didn't, he'd assume that aliens had abducted me and that he'd get a new girlfriend. He was completely serious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18297) - you deserved it (3214)

On 09/13/2012 at 7:38pm - love - by TaffyMichele (woman) - United States (California)

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I think you deserve it for actualy thinking he was completely serious.

#5 - On 09/14/2012 at 3:18am by Kill_Kayt

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Be glad, at least he cares if you made it home safe.

#4 - On 09/14/2012 at 3:18am by SeahorseGuy

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