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Today, I held hands with a male mannequin in a department store, just to remember what holding hands felt like. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18333) - you deserved it (4147)

On 09/12/2012 at 8:26pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

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Did you feel a connection?
Perhaps they may let you take "him" home...

#1 - On 09/13/2012 at 3:14am by FearAndWonder

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+115 | 11

Reminds me of that scene in I Am Legend.

#2 - On 09/13/2012 at 3:17am by aim4mundane

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+85 | 3

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