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Today, wanting to be romantic, I came home with flowers, and told my girlfriend I love her and that I never want us to fall apart. Before I could finish my second sentence, she farted, said, "Aww, that's so sweet" and quickly excused herself to the bathroom. FML
She probably just had diarrhea and didn't want to crap her pants in front of you. Don't take it too seriously.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 1 September 2014