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Today, my brother offered my boyfriend $50 to dump me. Guess who's single. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26672) - you deserved it (2679)

On 08/02/2012 at 4:11am - love - by Kelly - United States (California)

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you're obviously better off if he dumped you for money..

#1 - On 08/02/2012 at 10:18am by I_Hug_Cats

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If he'd dump you for $50, I wonder what else he'd do :/ I'm sorry, OP, but you're better off without him!

#2 - On 08/02/2012 at 10:18am by Hiimhaileypotter

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