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Today, my sister and I were watching the Olympics. Michael Phelps was on the screen, and I was thinking how hot he is. My sister commented on how he looks so much like our brother. I can never look at either of them the same way ever again. FML

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On 08/01/2012 at 1:51am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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Fortunately for you, how much someone looks like someone else is completely subjective. People tell me that my daughter looks just like me, though I don't see it at all.

Don't worry about it, and just keep on fantasising about your brother. Er, I mean about Michael Phelps.

#2 - On 08/01/2012 at 10:05am by DocBastard

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That may be true. But your brother probably isn't as bad ass as Phelps.

#5 - On 08/01/2012 at 10:05am by ImmaB3AST

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