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TODAY, I WANTD TO TAKE A ROMANTIC BATH WITH MY BOYFRIEND. I SET UP THE CANDLES AN HOT WATER, BUT I HAD TO TAKE A DUMP. AFTER MY BUSINESS WAS DONE, I CALLD HIM INTO THE BATH. HE WALKS IN, SNIFFS, GLANCES AT THE TOILET AN LEAVES. GUESSHAT I FORGOT TO FLUSH. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8022) - you deserved it (46610)

On 07/31/2012 at 11:53am - love - by TheMissMuffly (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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it was a mistake but I don't blame him for getting turned off.

#1 - On 07/31/2012 at 12:57pm by missyj0

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....the dead goldfish?
The drugs?
Oh, wait. That was a rhetorical question, wasn't it...

#6 - On 07/31/2012 at 12:59pm by SqueakyChipmunk

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