Love: Today, after a busy afternoon taking care of the kids, I was...

By Anonymous - 29/07/2012 20:34 - United States - Johnston

Today, after a busy afternoon taking care of the kids, I was feeling really down about only being a mom these days, and I was hoping my husband would make me feel better when he got off work. In the middle of cuddling, he called me "mom." FML

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By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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By dxl - 18/02/2009 08:55 - United States

Today, I told my parents how grateful I am for having them in my life and that not many kids are as lucky as me. My mom texted me after I went out 10 minutes later: "Are you ok? You seemed depressed earlier." FML

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By Lauren Smith - 17/10/2010 16:52 - United States

Today, I came home from work. I was really tired and told my son that I would make him dinner later. He called the cops saying, "Mommy won't feed me." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 20:00 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, I got back home from work and casually asked my dad "What's up?" He casually replied: "Wishing I'd had a son instead." and stared glassy-eyed at me until I left the room. FML

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You deserved it 3 024

By motherlover - 05/08/2014 04:40 - United States - Hoffman Estates

Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML

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By stoggie96 - 22/04/2012 15:34 - United States - Wooster

Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML

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You deserved it 29 106

By anonymous2.0 - 12/10/2012 06:15 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I asked my husband to come upstairs to our bedroom, thinking I could get some "special time." It ended up with us arguing about his mother, and him falling asleep cuddling my pillow while sucking his thumb. FML

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By mommy - 18/04/2014 02:31 - United States - North Andover

Today, my ex-husband came to pick up our two kids for his weekend with them. Seeing his new girlfriend was in the car, and desperate for conversation, I asked her name. My kids unhesitatingly blurted out, "Mom". FML

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By Alex - 06/02/2024 06:00 - United States - Jeffersonville

Today, my mom didn’t answer the phone when I called. My husband promptly said, with a straight face, “Would you answer you?” FML

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You deserved it 143

By Anonymous - 10/11/2012 02:09 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I noticed my husband was acting moody, and I asked him what was wrong. He replied that he didn't know, so trying to lighten the mood, I facetiously said, "It's 'cause you're stuck with me, isn't it?" He nodded, trundled off, and hasn't shown his face since. FML

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You deserved it 4 535

spacemanspiff78 7

Monday 30 July 2012 2:42

You got kids and a husband who likes to cuddle and has a job. Some people will go looking for reasons to be depressed.

ahti546 11

Monday 30 July 2012 2:37

Dont worry that's definitely normal

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ahti546 11

Monday 30 July 2012 2:37

Dont worry that's definitely normal

buck33 14

Monday 30 July 2012 2:41

My parents sometimes call eachother Mom and Dad. I don't know if this is normal for anyone else, but it is for me.

innavoiG 9

Monday 30 July 2012 3:04

At least he didn't call OP "dad"

HowAreYouToday 34

Monday 30 July 2012 3:05

Or sister.

M_Rainbow 7

Monday 30 July 2012 3:08

call him son of bitch

DracoSpirita 21

Monday 30 July 2012 3:20

30 - Hey, now. Harsh much? My parents call each other "mom" and "dad" in front of me all the time. It's no biggie.

ablueshka 0

Monday 30 July 2012 3:49

My mom would talk to me be like: dad and I are going somewhere blah blah blah and vise versa

Futacy 29

Monday 30 July 2012 3:51

Can anybody say "Awkward?"

doctorhook86 24

Monday 30 July 2012 3:55

OP don't be so down! There's no FML in this story if you consider that your husband is expressing love for and trust in you.

lukep135 6

Monday 30 July 2012 2:37

It sounds like life could be a lot worse

lukep135 6

Monday 30 July 2012 2:43

Sorry i didn't go off into a whole paragraph with long and unnecessary points which would say nothing more than, her life isn't that bad

CoffeeChickBlows 13

Monday 30 July 2012 2:46

3- No shit huh? Its like these dumbasses want stories of death and war and shit.

lukep135 6

Monday 30 July 2012 2:49

Not at all. I just think this isn't an FML I mean she's depressed so what. I've rolled my ankle for the 3rd time in a week, however I wouldn't even consider that an FML just life

TBelle4Ever 15

Monday 30 July 2012 2:39

When I was little, my dad called my mom, Mom. So don't feel bad.

ElricMustang 23

Monday 30 July 2012 2:43

Yea, in my family, we all call our grandma "Grandma", even her kids

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Monday 30 July 2012 3:39

At one time or another, I've call a lot of people "mom" by accident.

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Monday 30 July 2012 3:45

45- I've called one of my male teachers "mom" once. That's a bad sign.

laylay33 6

Monday 30 July 2012 2:40

Having kids doesn't mean your old... Have you ever watched 16 and pregnant?

JustKittyKat 24

Monday 30 July 2012 2:48

She never mentioned feeling old. She is tired of just being, "mom".

emilytdl 2

Monday 30 July 2012 2:40

Nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag. Jk Fyl op. :)

Insane_Tea 15

Monday 30 July 2012 2:47

Stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop commenting.

emilytdl 2

Monday 30 July 2012 3:54

I was kind of referring to op. sorry if my post annoyed you all. :( *cookie*

igive 29

Monday 30 July 2012 2:42

A hobby like painting or finding a gym that teaches dance can help you feel better. Sounds like you need "you" time.

spacemanspiff78 7

Monday 30 July 2012 2:42

You got kids and a husband who likes to cuddle and has a job. Some people will go looking for reasons to be depressed.

Ainarr 29

Monday 30 July 2012 2:43

Only being a mom? You've got a child (or children) that love you, a husband who cares, and you're feeling down about it? Some people don't have families. You're also a wife, and a friend to lots of people! (:

R3TROxLOV3 32

Monday 30 July 2012 3:07

She's not necessarily feeling down about being a mom. It's more the fact that being a mom is ALL she is. Everyone needs a little me time. I meant have you ever spent hours taking care of kids? I'm not saying kids are bad or anything, I actually love being around them. But after hours of taking care of them, you need time to be someone other than mom or the babysitter or whatever position you're in while taking care of the kids. I babysat my 3 of my cousins all under the age of 7 for 8 hours yesterday, and by the end I was ready to go and be anywhere else but with them. I don't think she loves them any less, she just needs an opportunity to Not be mom for a few minutes.

99megster 15

Monday 30 July 2012 3:25

28- so, in other words, she needs a girls night out! Or a date night with the husband. Maybe OP could get a babysitter for a night and go out to have some fun!