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Today, after a busy afternoon taking care of the kids, I was feeling really down about only being a mom these days, and I was hoping my husband would make me feel better when he got off work. In the middle of cuddling, he called me "mom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14360) - you deserved it (2390)

On 07/29/2012 at 4:34pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

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You got kids and a husband who likes to cuddle and has a job. Some people will go looking for reasons to be depressed.

#8 - On 07/29/2012 at 8:42pm by spacemanspiff78

See in context

+182 | 7

Dont worry that's definitely normal

#1 - On 07/29/2012 at 8:37pm by ahti546

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