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Today, the power went out in my area. My wife and I were bored so I lit some candles, poured some wine, and left little to her imagination about what my intent was. We cuddled a while and as I leaned in for a kiss the power came back on. She was more excited that the WiFi was back than anything. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23023) - you deserved it (1998)

On 07/26/2012 at 10:55pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

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*turns circuit breaker off*

"Aw damn, looks like the power's back off! Now, where were we?"

#2 - On 07/27/2012 at 3:12am by DocBastard

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You were actually cock-blocked by the Internet? That's just plain backwards

#3 - On 07/27/2012 at 3:13am by i_wuz_nver_here

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