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Today, I told my boyfriend that I was going to stop drinking, since I have been having some problems with alcohol and some of my relatives are alcoholics. He later broke up with me, saying he couldn't be with someone who "chose to be boring." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27608) - you deserved it (2944)

On 07/09/2012 at 11:40pm - love - by sober (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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He is the boring one because he thinks you need alcohol to have a good time!

#2 - On 07/10/2012 at 3:10am by callie123amy

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I'm sorry OP. Don't listen to that turtle dick. I know plenty of exciting sober people. Good for you for making an effort! Good luck!

#3 - On 07/10/2012 at 3:10am by Meowingtons500

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