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Today , I told my boyfriend that I was going to stop drinking , since I have been having some problems with alcohol an some of my relatives are alcoholics. He later broke up with me , saying he couldn't be with someone who ( chose to be boring. ) mega FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28809) - you deserved it (3060)

On 07/09/2012 at 11:40pm - love - by sober (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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He is the boring one because he thinks you need alcohol to have a good time!

#2 - On 07/10/2012 at 3:10am by callie123amy

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I'm sorry OP. Don't listen to that turtle dick. I know plenty of exciting sober people. Good for you for making an effort! Good luck!

#3 - On 07/10/2012 at 3:10am by Meowingtons500

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