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Today, my wife is giving birth to our first born. I am an officer stationed overseas. Apparently, I am not only missing the birth, but I also missed the conception. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56852) - you deserved it (2560)

On 07/08/2012 at 8:30pm - love - by moodyreallyrocks - United States (Kentucky)

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Your wife is despicable OP, I'm so sorry.

#4 - On 07/09/2012 at 2:25am by lolle_p0p

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Thank you for your service. What a way to be rewarded. :( Kid isn't yours and apparently neither is the wife. D I V O R C E

#5 - On 07/09/2012 at 2:26am by JestrRulz

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