Love: Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started...

By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 20:34 - Netherlands - Kerkrade

Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started to place his order at a fast food joint, and trying to be funny, I started moaning sexily after each part of his order. I eventually realised I was on speaker when I heard snickering in the background. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML

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By Em - 15/10/2009 06:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML

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By hunnydoll - 18/08/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML

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By Jess - 20/08/2019 14:00 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I called my boyfriend. He answered with, "Hey, I'll call you back when this goes to commercial." FML

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By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML

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By ShitHappens - 24/10/2011 05:04 - United States

Today, while on the phone with my boyfriend, I really needed to poop. Badly. He was in the middle of telling a story, so I figured I could get away with muting the phone while on the toilet. Halfway through, he suddenly went silent. I forgot to mute the phone. FML

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By SMS123 - 25/06/2010 19:42 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking. My boyfriend took it as an opportunity to sneak food off my plate. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML

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Awwwww

By Anonymous - 18/02/2016 00:53 - United States - Taunton

Today, I worked such a long shift at Panera that when my boyfriend called later, I answered, "It's a fresh day at Panera Bread in [town], this is [name] speaking. How may I help you?" He thought it was hilarious. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 13:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML

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zingline89 18

Wednesday 16 May 2012 23:17

Do you always moan when your boyfriend eats out? Giggity

PlutoPrincess222 9

Wednesday 16 May 2012 23:14

Well that was an interesting move on your part haha :)

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PlutoPrincess222 9

Wednesday 16 May 2012 23:14

Well that was an interesting move on your part haha :)

Tuesdaythe10th 11

Wednesday 16 May 2012 23:31

The moaning part sounds like what happens when i order ice caps at Tim Hortons

kayla_ann0o 9

Wednesday 16 May 2012 23:36

At least no one knew who you were but him.

tennisrapper1 14

Wednesday 16 May 2012 23:52

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aruam365 24

Thursday 17 May 2012 0:09

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Dr0reos 8

Thursday 17 May 2012 0:29

I'll have a double quarter punder meal. Hold the ******.(God that was SOOO bad)

Dr0reos 8

Thursday 17 May 2012 2:17

and to think its not even bad joke sunday (yes it is a real thing)

PlutoPrincess222 9

Thursday 17 May 2012 3:15

I like your style :)

PlutoPrincess222 9

Thursday 17 May 2012 3:17

Well I wasn't sitting there going "wow so cool!" I just meant interesting as in of all the things she could have done she did that.

RavenRiley007 4

Thursday 17 May 2012 8:54

Yeah one of the best inventions made that speaker phone!

RussianFox 13

Thursday 17 May 2012 13:42

This is going to be one those moments OP & her bf look back on and laugh.

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Wednesday 16 May 2012 23:15

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memob123 0

Thursday 17 May 2012 0:23

No, I think they got regular excited

ss_20_xx 14

Thursday 17 May 2012 6:29

With largee fries.

speedsk8r4evr 1

Wednesday 16 May 2012 23:15

Aw, man that sucks. Fyl! Hopefully he won't hold it against you :)

bigmackin35 0

Thursday 17 May 2012 18:22

Speedsk8r4ver love the hair

Trisha_aus 15

Wednesday 16 May 2012 23:16

Wonder how the manager reacted

memob123 0

Thursday 17 May 2012 0:25

He also asked if she wanted a toy with it

ripresno 10

Wednesday 16 May 2012 23:17

Act like no one noticed and continue moaning to freak everyone out. Works every time! =]

zingline89 18

Wednesday 16 May 2012 23:17

Do you always moan when your boyfriend eats out? Giggity

AwkwardPartyBear 24

Wednesday 16 May 2012 23:39

Goo.

happle 21

Thursday 17 May 2012 2:49

Jesus Christ that took me way too long to get it. But worth the lols. c:

IdontWanna69 8

Wednesday 16 May 2012 23:18

Premature foodgasm?

Il_Maestro 6

Thursday 17 May 2012 8:40

Any who has had Olive Garden breadsticks are familiar with this.

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Thursday 17 May 2012 16:00

Me likey bread sticks!

AugustBurnsToast 14

Wednesday 16 May 2012 23:19

Sweet sauce all over my body...Dane Cook anyone?

JackSteely 8

Wednesday 16 May 2012 23:27

Lmao! He's freaking hilarious!

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 16 May 2012 23:48

God help you both if Sirin catches wind of this. I won't tell, I promise. *sends up the Bastard signal*

Sirin_fml 46

Wednesday 16 May 2012 23:50

I groan in despair after every one of his boring, unoriginal, mind-numbingly inane, idiotic jokes and wild gesticulations. The man thinks he is God's gift to humanity, but really, he needs an immediate lobotomy. But enough about DocBastard.