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Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20935) - you deserved it (1835)

On 05/13/2012 at 5:26pm - love - by soso (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

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Go on Facebook and say your pregnant. I bet you'll receive alot of sympathy

#2 - On 05/13/2012 at 6:52pm by MeLuvBewbs

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That guy is a genius, yet he's still a massive dick.

#4 - On 05/13/2012 at 6:53pm by YacL

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