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Today, I was getting coffee with my aunt, and she asked me to pay. She then turned to the Barista and said, "He's never had a girlfriend before, and I wanted to show him that they take your money." The Barista laughed so hard she had to excuse herself. FML


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On 05/10/2012 at 6:20pm - love - by brannonjames - United States

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and that's when you should have said; "and this is why you're on your third husband" regardless if she really is or not!

#14 - On 05/11/2012 at 2:52am by countrygirl3250

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And they embarrass you. Hmm... I think as long as you don't date your aunt out anyone like her you should be fine.

#9 - On 05/11/2012 at 2:45am by MetalxSoldier

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