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Today, I am defending a client on trial for perjury. She is a sweet girl and the first person I've loved in years, but she keeps doing everything she can to make herself look guilty in front of the jury. Now I'm having a daily crisis of conscience in the middle of the courtroom. FML
You're defending her, do all the talking and tape her mouth shut or something. That doesn't look suspicious at all.
Well, at least your being professional- oh no wait...
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 5 October 2015