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Man or woman?

Today, I am defending a client on trial for perjury. She is a sweet girl and the first person I've loved in years, but she keeps doing everything she can to make herself look guilty in front of the jury. Now I'm having a daily crisis of conscience in the middle of the courtroom. FML

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On 05/09/2012 at 3:34pm - love - by chieftain (man) - Norway (Vestfold)

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You're defending her, do all the talking and tape her mouth shut or something. That doesn't look suspicious at all.

#1 - On 05/09/2012 at 4:48pm by Glitterhinoceros

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Well, at least your being professional- oh no wait...

#4 - On 05/09/2012 at 4:50pm by asdaasdaasda

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