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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML

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On 05/06/2012 at 10:13pm - love - by gutted (man) - United Kingdom

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Hopefully this was not a large sporting event or one of those big public proposals where it ends up allover the Internet the next day and you drink yourself into a coma.

#1 - On 05/07/2012 at 2:42am by omfg_creepers

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have a panic attack and scream you were joking !

#4 - On 05/07/2012 at 2:45am by capt_awesome1

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