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Today, I was sitting on the toilet, pregnant as ever and really sick. I asked my fiancé to bring me a pair of clean underwear. He did so and brought me some lacy underwear. They weren't mine. FML


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On 05/03/2012 at 1:00pm - love - by Turnipseed3 - United States

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Aw, I'm so sorry OP. :( Maybe you should ask him about it? You never know.

#1 - On 05/03/2012 at 5:05pm by saksxalmo

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I'm sorry :/ feel better though & have a safe pregnancy ! Take care of the baby :)

#3 - On 05/03/2012 at 5:06pm by ColorfulSmiles

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