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Today, I found out that my lovely amazing boyfriend likes to pee in everything other than the toilet. This includes: Hawaiian punch jugs, the sink, empty cans/bottles and out of my window. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20095) - you deserved it (3019)

On 04/23/2012 at 12:44am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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He's saving you water by not using the toilet, come on OP it's the next biggest thing in being green!

#6 - On 04/23/2012 at 5:55am by rocker_chick105

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Be careful what you drink out of...

#13 - On 04/23/2012 at 5:59am by BrennaDeen

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