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Today, I found out why my girlfriend comes over for dinner so often. She thinks my dad is a real babe. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24358) - you deserved it (1882)

On 04/22/2012 at 10:43pm - love - by jack - Australia (Victoria)

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Hey, be kind to your girlfriend. She is carrying your baby brother.

Pass her an extra helping of mashed potatoes.

#11 - On 04/23/2012 at 2:26am by br0ccoli

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Maybe it's time for dinner at her house

#5 - On 04/23/2012 at 2:23am by TehParteh

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