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Today, my girlfriend dragged me along to one of her family's paintball matches. Her father is a former marine, and hates my guts. He kept going well out of his way to hunt me down and pump as many rounds into me as possible without causing a scene. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19276) - you deserved it (2464)

On 04/20/2012 at 10:48pm - love - by fuck (man) - United States (Georgia)

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Did you shoot back at least??

#1 - On 04/21/2012 at 12:00am by loufol22

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Time to fight fire with fire!!
In the end he will respect you more!

#2 - On 04/21/2012 at 12:01am by zandalee

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