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Today, I was sleeping in after working a graveyard shift. I awoke to my girlfriend sneaking her stuff out of the house. She planned on leaving her key on my pillow and taking off without any notice whatsoever. FML

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Dude... Too bad this world is filled with bitches like that. Spineless and unfaithful. Only few are good people. Sad.

I feel bad for you OP, I really do. :( find someone that deserves you. Or let someone find you.

#4 - On 04/18/2012 at 2:55am by Rommel1942

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She couldn't find the guts to just break-up with you face to face. That's sad. Sorry OP hope you find someone better in the future.

#5 - On 04/18/2012 at 2:55am by K_kanaka

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