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Today, my boyfriend drove to my house to break up with me. He only did so after I'd vacuumed the whole house to compensate for his cat allergies. I thought he was just coming to dinner. FML


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On 03/22/2012 at 8:06am - love - by Ima in Hungary (woman) - United States (Texas)

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That sucks, but at least your house is clean!

#2 - On 03/22/2012 at 1:57pm by DrNuggetcase

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atleast he didn't just text a break up. but still. shouldn't have made you vacuum..

#4 - On 03/22/2012 at 2:02pm by Roevera

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