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Today, my girlfriend and I agreed to tell her parents that she's pregnant. When they started freaking out, instead of dealing with the situation maturely, she went into straight-up Tard Mode and said, "It's okay, I'm not the mom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28077) - you deserved it (5918)

On 03/12/2012 at 12:27pm - love - by yamsterr (man) - United States

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This week on the Maury show, a 16 year old girl demands a paternity test from herself

#8 - On 03/12/2012 at 2:33pm by mark5723

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F your child's life.

#3 - On 03/12/2012 at 2:31pm by starbeast

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